Chinese Maxxing: Bamboo is a fruit?! 🐼🍎 Don't argue with the Panda!
"It grow tall, it have much water... how can it not be fruit?" 🎋🐼
My friend thinks it's grass, but I think he just doesn't get the "Panda Logic."


If I say it's a fruit, it's a fruit! Do you have any "flawed logic" life hacks that actually make sense? Share them with me below! 👇


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Another hilarious Chinglish translation crash! Panda says “Sleep sleep early every day”, foreign friend literally interprets it as “天天抱着床铺不停睡觉”, the real meaning is simply go to bed early.
Funny cross-language misunderstanding original short clip, classic Chinese-English literal translation joke. Subscribe for more Lost in Chinglish cultural comedy!
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We all have that one colleague or client who loves to argue about things they clearly don't understand. 🤡In tomorrow's episode, our Panda Master shows us the best psychological shield for your Tuesday morning sync: "YOU ALL SAY RIGHT!" (你对你对). Why fight with facts when you can just nod them into silence? Tag a coworker who is definitely thinking this during meetings today! 👇
[https://t.co/1PXXR66UAa] 🔗

Lost money? Ghosted by someone?
Don't say "It's a total loss." Say it with style. 🌸

"MEAT BUN HITS DOG, GONE FOREVER." 🐼🥟🐕

Watch this cozy animation, learn the ultimate Chinglish logic for bad investments, and remember the Panda's advice: Let go, and shine. 🌟

👇 Watch the full lesson & get the Beta: [https://t.co/1PXXR66UAa] 🔗

Tags: #LostInChinglish #ZenLogic #Chinglish #CozyVibes

We’ve all used the "I'm busy" excuse to avoid extra work, but what happens when you get caught red-handed? 🤡📱

In today's Lost in Chinglish episode, our foreign friend tries to dodge the Panda's invitation to dig bamboo by saying he’s "busy." The twist? He’s literally just eating a candied hawthorn (糖葫芦) and watching Panda videos on his phone! 🍭🐼

Instead of getting mad, the Panda Master gives the ultimate Chinglish response: "I'll keep you company busy, guy!" If you're "busy" dodging your tasks this morning, come hang out with us in the Beta! 👇
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Math teachers hate this ONE trick! 🧮💥😂

Why calculate when you can just… do it?
In China, we don’t waste time with 7x3=21. We say: “NO MATTER SEVEN THREE TWENTY-ONE” and just send it! 🚀🐼
Are you a thinker or a “7-3-21” doer? Tell us!

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We all have that one friend who thinks they’re a Prince Charming but they’re actually just a very persistent frog. 🐸

In China, we say "Lài há ma xiǎng chī tiān é ròu." But the Panda says: "YOU SWAN, HE FROG." Simple, elegant, and brutally honest. 🤣

Who's the "Swan" in your group? Tag them! 🦢✨

👉 Join the Beta:
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In standard English, we say "His bark is worse than his bite." 🐶
In the world of Lost in Chinglish, we call it: "KNIFE MOUTH, TOFU HEART" (刀子嘴豆腐心).

Watch this Panda boss go from raging demon to literal angel in 5 seconds. 😂 Is your boss a Tofu or a full-on Knife?

Master the chaotic wisdom of Chinese logic. Join the Beta testing below!

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I used to say this to people, i will choose china over America 100 times. Ask me why.

Just downloaded Hafrik App and I must say it looks fresh and amazing looking forward to connecting here. Feels like home.

Yo, made new friends, it was quite easy making new connections, not just people to talk to, but people with various possible opportunities to offer. With this 3 things you could connect quickly when you meet new people, remember in china, and basically anywhere in the world, to be ahead you need people who know more than you do in such a field or pursuit.
1 - when you say hi/hello ( basically greetings) remember to comment on something they're wearing or something you could highlight about them. eg " hi, good day, I love this blazers though, looking real good" then your name and blah blah blah you go on
2 - make sure you have quality questions planned always, (create a frame work) many people don't have any sort of frame work, they say " just go with the flow" as much as this sounds doable, make sure you have a framework, eg firstly ask where they're from, second, their name, then repeat Thier name twice and up to 4 times in the conversation ( very important).
And lastly but not the least
3 - ask about what they do, and listen like your life depends on it, then you can ask if you could take a picture, (after the whole discussion though) then ask for their WeChat/WhatsApp so you could send it to them, remember you are trying to build a connection, so enjoy the whole thing👋,
Give us some of your guidelines on how to reach out to some new.

One thing I learnt that shook me way too vigorously within is this...
"If your life was a movie, and you were watching yourself now, would you be glad about what you're doing, and what would you be doing differently?"
Yeah I nearly cried 💔, nevertheless it pushed me to start reading more, and develop certain skills, and I must say, if we all, mostly young African can ask ourselves just this question, it would make a great change, what do you think???

#Diaspora #Community

You think say you wise.

If you think it’s difficult
Quit and see
Everything precious sometimes goes through the fire
Whatever fire you going through see it as preparation process

#Say fire 🔥🔥

Try out this hidden or not so hidden gem in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province it’s definitely one way to enjoy Shenzhen nights✨

It’s called Woo Shisha Lounge and I’ve been there a couple of times now & just to say ; this isn’t me encouraging anyone to smoke, just sharing my experience.

They honestly have some of the best shisha I’ve tried. So many flavors and you can adjust the strength to your preference. My personal fave? Earl Grey 🤍 Smooth, slightly sweet, and different.

Another thing was the cocktails 🍸 because that’s what really impressed me. You know how some places are hit or miss with drinks? These were actually well made and balanced every time.

If you’re in Shenzhen or visiting and want a chill spot to wind down after a long day, the vibe here is relaxed and easy.
#ChinaLife
#ExpatLifeChina
#HiddenGemFinds

Before the first episode drops, I just want to say this.
I’ve been thinking a lot about how to start this podcast. I really want to do it, I really want to start having these conversations, but honestly, I don’t have the perfect direction yet.

So I decided to start with myself.

I don’t know if that’s the “right” way to begin, but it felt like something. I felt like getting to know me first, my journey, how I ended up here, actually matters before anything else.

This first episode is me talking freely about my story, without overthinking it. Just starting.

Episode 1 drops soon.

Foreigners in China Quiz Show | What Does China Say? (Jerry & Catherine Edition) Episode 1
https://youtu.be/mCgnvwU9HD8

Foreigners in China Quiz Show | What Does China Say? (Josh & Banji Edition) Episode 2
https://youtu.be/mzf_aTGlb30